Angry Pirate

An Angry Pirate joke means you’re getting a blowjob, and when you cum, you ejaculate in the givers eye. Then you deliver a kick in the shin. The result is the giver squinting one eye and hopping up and down on one foot, making noises like an angry pirate.

The Angry Pirate sex is a fictional sex act meant as a joke or used as urban legend (as in “I did one”).

I means when a man is receiving a blow job, and when he ejaculates, he’s coming into one of his sexual partners eyes.

Then, the man kicks the partner in the shin to make her/him (even more) angry.

The idea is to make the sexual partner walk around grumbling and winking like…

an Angry Pirate.

Should You do an Angry Pirate?

Nopes.

An Angry Pirate joke is physically hurtful and degrading.

It means laughing at your sexual partners pain and anger, instead of giving and receiving pleasure.

The main principle of it is based on a non-consensual act, whatever you do during a sexual encounter needs to be consensual.

Where does the Angry Pirate Come From?

In the column “No Shit” from around 2004 it was originally described as this:

When you’re getting a blowjob from a girl, and when you cum, you ejaculate in her eye. Then you kick her in the shin. The result is the woman is squinting her eye and hopping up and down on one foot, holding her leg and screaming, “ARRRGH!”

In general, “pirate” in sexual slang often play on the tradition that pirates took whatever they wanted.

That led to many compound words describing such behavior in different aspects of sexuality (e.g., “butt pirate”, “pampers pirate”).

Another example it’s said to be Australian slang for a man searching around for casual sex.

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